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Thursday, December 25, 2008 |
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will upload pics from the midnight mass + christmas party at my place soon! |
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nicky ♥ 3:18 PM |
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Saturday, December 13, 2008 |
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lol.
eoy was FUUUUUN!
took a few pics only.
more to come from kisaki!
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nicky ♥ 10:30 PM |
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Thursday, December 11, 2008 |
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I saw this on Diane's blog and I was laughing at hers.
Template: Dear (the last person who text messaged you), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11). (12), Your name.
1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Brown - The mafia wants you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Pasta - Outside of Chicago Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife.
4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Barefoot - Sit on Pink - Pull the toupee off Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My pet cactus Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Purple - My mustard souffle Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten House - Scarred Lost - High Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Sad - How boring you are Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks None of the above - Ashamed
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Green - The pictures from LA Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain So, if i put everything together, it'll look something like this... Dear Melv, I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your apartment and I saw you carve your initials into my pet cactus. I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by The Times about eggplant-fetishism. Go burn,
Nicky .
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nicky ♥ 11:44 AM |
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 |
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POP!!!!! |
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nicky ♥ 11:16 PM |
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Monday, December 08, 2008 |
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its that time of the year again. when big, massive, huge, over-the-top countdown parties are being held. when people get crushed upon/smashed/jostled upon/whatever u can think of, and complain to the newspapers the day after that they have been molested, that they have been pickpocketed, what not. :p
don't call me a wet blanket. sure, i enjoy countdown parties. but somehow, i don't like countdowns. it makes me feel as though there's not much time left. not much time left to finish whatever i want to do. to finish whatever goals i have not accomplished yet.
and as i countdown to the new year, i suddenly think, what have i done in the past 12 months that made me feel accomplished? have i wasted it all? have i been able to spend the past year fruitfully? |
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nicky ♥ 1:36 PM |
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Saturday, December 06, 2008 |
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nicky ♥ 11:28 PM |
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